You can read about that on the Interweb.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

It's Deeper Than Snacks...


http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124109503773572959.html
Kellogg Profit Edges Higher, With Help From Cereal Sales
"Kellogg Co.'s quarterly earnings breezed past expectations as cost-savings counterbalanced a 2.7% drop in revenue."


Glad to see my Frosted Flakes addiction is paying off for someone. I wonder if I can get an endorsement. I eat enough Frosted Flakes to make Tony celoso (jealous). I should be the new mascot.

WTF is a tiger the mascot anyway? Blue + Orange box = Gators.

Hey Scotty,
I like the things you do.
Hey Scotty,
If I could I would be you.

You're the one and only gator
with the one and only taste (no homo).
You know how to take a breakfast and make it...
Grrreat!

It could happen. -__-

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Inflammable = flammable

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonderlic

It's not as dirty as you think...

Not to out any particular star athlete from the University of Florida, drafted by the Minnesota Vikings in the first round of the NFL draft, but a certain star athlete from the University of Florida, drafted by the Minnesota Vikings in the first round of the NFL Draft beat the literacy mark, scoring a 12.

I took it. I scored a 42.5 on a practice test. I was really hoping to get a perfect score. Too bad I messed up anything that wasn't math (ergo, the title of this entry). >__>

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

FOXNews really disappointed me

They told me that Jamie Foxx really said some mean and harsh things to Miley Cyrus that hurt her feelings. I was ready to be in outrage and protest the double standard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH0Zjw48AZ8

Turns out they just like to promote hype and stir up tension. Comparing this to Don Imus isn't justified. What he said was hardly news worthy. Only if taken out of context, it might be offensive.

G'luck fitting into mainstream 'Merica, Jamie!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

ILUVTOFU

Who wouldn't?

http://coloradoindependent.com/26088/colorado-dmv-nixes-tofu-vanity-plate-citing-obscenity-concern

I've seen more obscene things on license plates that got through the DMV offices. Like "OHIO" and "Georgia".
Disgust.

[OK this might not be very interesting, but I'm rusty after my long break. Gosh.]