No Longer am I Lost

Funny thing is, it seems like a great show!

Criminal Minds should not be interrupted, even for warnings of imminent danger from natural disasters.

When he's not crying, Glen Davis is creeping us out with his facial expressions during games.

Physics is Still Just Smoke and Mirrors

"The typo we've been waiting for."

I atleast want a cookie everytime I do one problem from my homeworks, and this guy doesn't want anything after solving a previously impossible math problem.

A clear example of overextension from the "__ for Dummies" book people.

If Anything Can Go Right, It Will

Happy Meals stay that way for a long time.

Michigan hasn't found out about break-away rims yet.

And I thought the bumper sticker I found at Maude's this weekend with Murphy's Law reversed was inspiring. It's got nothing on the Harlem Gators.

I Approve of Google Reader's Play

Reverse graffiti in South Africa cleans walls instead of defacing them.

A lot of effort put into a sign encouraging burglary of a neighbor's house.

Even Michelle Malkin can find a way to hate the 2010 Census.

And another reason not to live in Texas: history is a bit different over there..

My tourney bracket:

Impossible Triangles

Mascot making people feel awkward in photo ops.

Federal jobs pay more than private ones, according to USA Today.

Spent my afternoon watching top college football plays.

Swiss artist Felice Varini and his geometric art pleases me.

Props to Gator b-baller Ray Shipman for winning SEC scholar-athlete of the year.

Blowing My Mind

This listing on Craigslist makes me rethink HGTV's entire approach to apartment hunting.

Other than that you have to talk to another person, 10 reasons to avoid talking on the phone. I experienced at least 2 of these every time I'm on the phone.

Finally the NBA puts a stop to one of the more disgraceful acts in the game.

"Draft him, and we will come", says Jacksonville residents petitioning for the Jaguars to draft Tim Tebow.

Naps aren't the devil

Aiming for a Blobby This Year

Another Reason to not watch Bollywood, or any of it's many mutant cousins: uber-ridic action scene from Alluda Majaka (1995).

I don't have anything witty to say about this, but USC has a commitment from Delaware. He's 13.

Someone misunderstood the Red Cross when they ask for texts to donate to Haiti.

Laugh tracks really are for fools who don't know when to laugh, as this clip of Big Bang Theory without its laugh track shows.

Colts > Saints, according so some moms? (This song goes hard though).

Thanks for The 72-Hour Marathon, MTV

Now I know what all the fuss is about over Jersey Shore.

Hit The Hole, Now Hit That Hole.

My new jam...



Lovin' it.

In other sports news:

Charles Barkley shows off another one of his many talents.

Shaq shows his affection for Daniel Baldwin.

Sweet cupcakes. Not literally. Check out the awesome designs on these things though. If I had an fraction of the creativity it took to make these, I might be a successful street drummer somewhere.

My bacon fantasy justified.

There Must Be Drought On YouTube

I've been listening to Handel and watching Glee.

I do half of these moves and I get laughed at.

Most excitement since the Greatrest Show on Turf.

86 Year old politician involved in a sex scandal.

Mariah Carey as excited as I'd be to get an award from such a prestigious organization.

And it has got over 1 million views, so why not?

She Went to Jared's!

Jared's Deli. On the corner of 103rd and 7th.

The Young Turks discuss (of all the relevant issues of the times) baby wigs

Milwaukee teacher cuts off a 1st grader's braids out of frustration (for the Lakers?).

That's it for now. -__-

College Football 11/21

Georgia mascot Uga VII dies of heart ailment

Video: Advice for Clemson by ESPN's ACC Blogger Heather Dinich. The comments are funny.

Bethel College's trick play, if you haven't seen it yet. Seems more risky than trickery, to me.

Ole Miss fans protest the administrations surrender to the Northern aggression by extending Halloween. Head coach Houston Nutt's recruits didn't approve.

Proof that Oregon fans are the most delusional college fans out there: rushing the field as a ranked team at an away game. Ridic.

Peyton Manning is in this hilarious Auto-Tune the Ads, so I guess it counts.

Another Reason to Not Live in Louisiana

Go figure.

I'm Sold.

OMG I need one! Now I have to get a dog so I can put the Snuggie for Dogs on it!

Is the dog machine washable? I missed that part.

Dog at 1:10 is the ugliest dog ever.

Big Eggs and Another Reason to Not Live in South Carolina

I'm pretty much speechless for this video. Freaky.



The guy who shout it out was a representative from Charleston, SC.

Politifact says Obama didn't lie. Sucks to be loud and wrong (and from South Carolina, lolz).

Wish I Stayed in Larry's Longer to See This Live

Blount ftw?!
Red Bull gives you more than wings.

Oddly enough, I can tell that he is from Florida by his fighting stance. I'd recognize that technique anywhere.

If I Were to Ever Register on Twitter dot Com

I would follow:

1. Chick-Fil-A, because it's amazing. I could do some waffle fries anytime of day. When that first Chick-Fil-A opens in the Miami area, just know that I'd be the first one to know about it (and be there) thanks to twitter.

2. I'm jealous of him, but John Mayer's is a funny guy.

3. The SEC. Go college football? No, no. I have to get my updates on ponzi schemes and Municipal Securities Disclosures.

4. "I often wish everyone else in the world would disappear. Not die, just disappear. Then I remember--there'd be no tailors to fix my slacks." - Andy Rooney

No further explanation necessary.

Why is There Nothing but Comic-Con Stuff on YouTube?

Florida Gov. Charlie Crist says a mistake by his staff is to blame for a letter that went out with his signature, praising an anti-Semitic movie.

A dare between friends or reincarnation of Miss South Carolina?

Where does my support lie!?

Gah...

I even commented on it on YouTube:

Meh:

"Nah. This is offensive because it's exemplifying stereotypes. No other race would be able to make this video and most people accept it as a joke. Blacks have been marginalized to these same stereotypes throughout history. Now we can excel past them, and some of us choose to validate their incompetence? It's embarrassing.

Plus it's not even funny."

Funny comment:

"funny how people say black people likes chicken and we get offended, but its the truth.we like chicken,watermelon,kool-aid,an d i dont konw about grape soda.Anyone from anything in history to get offended over someone telling them the like chicken is soft.Just like Mexicans get offended when you call them Mexican."

Another:

"I don't understand why people are making a big deal out of this if I being white made a white olympics video of bad dancing or how far I can't jump everybody would laugh everybody with half a brain knows this is a sterotype if you can't make fun of your own race who can you make fun of."

And more like the last one comparing this to a hypothetical video about the White Olympics. The difference is those white stereotypes never helped to oppress a race for a century.