I Would Really Enjoy a Massage Right Now

My duffel bag has a rip in it. And one of the wheels has fallen off. So I lifted it around this afternoon. Now I have a pinch in my upper back. Kind of annoying. I guess that's what happens when you eat lots of sausage in South Africa and don't work it off.

My Gator hat is def. too large for my head now, (Thx.)

[reading Google News]
Dolphins got Jason Taylor back?! Goodness
Michelle Obama spoke at UC-Merced? People told me that they misspelled "Spring" in their invitation to her. She must have done the commencement out of pity.

So we moved rooms and now our TV doesn't have the satellite reciever, and it has 4 channels, none of which I can watch cricket on. Very disappointing.

And I still want some coffee.

Why Can't I Get On YouTube In This Internet Cafe?

And why isn't there any coffee? What kind of cafe is this?

So I try and load youtube, and it tries to shut Firefox down! This happens on the firefox on the computer and the portable version on my USB. Weird.

Living without internets has been difficult. No lie. I never though I'd be the one to complain about the lack of i-nets, but I am. A brother like me has business to handle, you know?

I've got nothing better to say.

It's Deeper Than Snacks...

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124109503773572959.html
Kellogg Profit Edges Higher, With Help From Cereal Sales
"Kellogg Co.'s quarterly earnings breezed past expectations as cost-savings counterbalanced a 2.7% drop in revenue."

Glad to see my Frosted Flakes addiction is paying off for someone. I wonder if I can get an endorsement. I eat enough Frosted Flakes to make Tony celoso (jealous). I should be the new mascot.

WTF is a tiger the mascot anyway? Blue + Orange box = Gators.

Hey Scotty,
I like the things you do.
Hey Scotty,
If I could I would be you.

You're the one and only gator
with the one and only taste (no homo).
You know how to take a breakfast and make it...
Grrreat!

It could happen. -__-

Inflammable = flammable

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonderlic

It's not as dirty as you think...

Not to out any particular star athlete from the University of Florida, drafted by the Minnesota Vikings in the first round of the NFL draft, but a certain star athlete from the University of Florida, drafted by the Minnesota Vikings in the first round of the NFL Draft beat the literacy mark, scoring a 12.

I took it. I scored a 42.5 on a practice test. I was really hoping to get a perfect score. Too bad I messed up anything that wasn't math (ergo, the title of this entry). >__>

FOXNews really disappointed me

They told me that Jamie Foxx really said some mean and harsh things to Miley Cyrus that hurt her feelings. I was ready to be in outrage and protest the double standard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH0Zjw48AZ8

Turns out they just like to promote hype and stir up tension. Comparing this to Don Imus isn't justified. What he said was hardly news worthy. Only if taken out of context, it might be offensive.

G'luck fitting into mainstream 'Merica, Jamie!

ILUVTOFU

Who wouldn't?

http://coloradoindependent.com/26088/colorado-dmv-nixes-tofu-vanity-plate-citing-obscenity-concern

I've seen more obscene things on license plates that got through the DMV offices. Like "OHIO" and "Georgia".
Disgust.

[OK this might not be very interesting, but I'm rusty after my long break. Gosh.]

Caution: This Post Might Contain Some Sentiment or Introspective Reasoning x__x

I met Miss Mary today at the world renowned barber shop, Fades & Fros. She was a sweet old lady who told me about her life while I sat there and nodded my head with an intermittent "Really?" to let her know I was interested.

Her stories spanned 82 years of life which started in Bainbridge, GA, but existed mostly in Tallahassee, FL, had a stint in Philadelphia, PA, and is concluding in Gainesville, FL.

Initially, she just told me about the snakes in her senior community and how much they bothered her. We ended up discussing how people you've known all their lives can change into people that won't eat your macaroni & cheese anymore. Go figure.

Along with carrying a gun everywhere you go, she gave me her insight on how to exist with people, like avoiding confrontations.

Anyway, the point of this story is that I got a fresh cut and I look fly as hell. Holla atcha boi!