Where Are They Now?

After selling 80 million world wide, 2 AMA awards, elaborate worldwide concerts, what's the next stop for New Kids on the Block's reunion tour?
Waffle House .

I'm jealous. You see the cuties that be in there!?

Thou Shalt Not Make Any Graven Image?

Especially if it's ugly?

SILLY YOUTUBE

Bret Michael's fmylife.com entry.

1. He's at the Tony Awards, which I'm sure is hindering his career as a reality TV whore.
2. He got laid out.
3. He just performed with this "Poison" band, which is slowing down his attempt to break Wilt's record.
4. He got laid out, on TV.
5. He got laid out, on TV, and now it's on YouTube.

Poor Rev. Wright

Again, he's caught on the wrong side of things. Berating jews one day before a Holocaust museum is terrorized? Unfortunate for his reputation.

Asking God to damn America? Who hasn't? But with cameras around and the clip making it's way to YouTube? He just has the worst luck.

Poor chap.

BTW, I wish I had my own TV show, so I wouldn't have to apologize for things I say, just make more jokes about the situation.

Or maybe just a radio host so I can be a jerk on TV.

Politics is lame. I need to find some silly stuff on YouTube.

Back to Reality

1. Swine flu is fa realz! 547 in Arizona? Crazy. 2 just died in NYC. And worst of all, the NY Mets might be infected!

2. Sotomayor's comments don't strike me as particularly inflammatory either, Newt. But then again, I'm a racist as well.

3. My house doesn't have any cereal or fresh milk?!

Take me back to Cape Town. I didn't finish partying at Marvel.

I Hope You're Lying

Magritte's mine.
This is not shap-shap.

I've never even seen his stuff anywhere. But that's probably because I don't go anywhere trendy.

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Thanks Joey, There Really Is No Selfless Deed

So we visited the US embassy in Pretoria a few days ago. Some in our group were stunned and appalled to find out that, as the guy who worked there explained, "some countries are more important than others." Like wtF? Who let that happen? So the USA would make deals and transactions that wouldn't have some positive return in the long run?

So it seems as if I'm missing some srs basketball action. Cricket too. Oh Shucks...