1. Chick-Fil-A, because it's amazing. I could do some waffle fries anytime of day. When that first Chick-Fil-A opens in the Miami area, just know that I'd be the first one to know about it (and be there) thanks to twitter.
2. I'm jealous of him, but John Mayer's is a funny guy.
3. The SEC. Go college football? No, no. I have to get my updates on ponzi schemes and Municipal Securities Disclosures.
4. "I often wish everyone else in the world would disappear. Not die, just disappear. Then I remember--there'd be no tailors to fix my slacks." - Andy Rooney
No further explanation necessary.