I Hope You're Lying

Magritte's mine.
This is not shap-shap.

I've never even seen his stuff anywhere. But that's probably because I don't go anywhere trendy.

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Thanks Joey, There Really Is No Selfless Deed

So we visited the US embassy in Pretoria a few days ago. Some in our group were stunned and appalled to find out that, as the guy who worked there explained, "some countries are more important than others." Like wtF? Who let that happen? So the USA would make deals and transactions that wouldn't have some positive return in the long run?

So it seems as if I'm missing some srs basketball action. Cricket too. Oh Shucks...

I Would Really Enjoy a Massage Right Now

My duffel bag has a rip in it. And one of the wheels has fallen off. So I lifted it around this afternoon. Now I have a pinch in my upper back. Kind of annoying. I guess that's what happens when you eat lots of sausage in South Africa and don't work it off.

My Gator hat is def. too large for my head now, (Thx.)

[reading Google News]
Dolphins got Jason Taylor back?! Goodness
Michelle Obama spoke at UC-Merced? People told me that they misspelled "Spring" in their invitation to her. She must have done the commencement out of pity.

So we moved rooms and now our TV doesn't have the satellite reciever, and it has 4 channels, none of which I can watch cricket on. Very disappointing.

And I still want some coffee.

Why Can't I Get On YouTube In This Internet Cafe?

And why isn't there any coffee? What kind of cafe is this?

So I try and load youtube, and it tries to shut Firefox down! This happens on the firefox on the computer and the portable version on my USB. Weird.

Living without internets has been difficult. No lie. I never though I'd be the one to complain about the lack of i-nets, but I am. A brother like me has business to handle, you know?

I've got nothing better to say.