She Went to Jared's!

Jared's Deli. On the corner of 103rd and 7th.

The Young Turks discuss (of all the relevant issues of the times) baby wigs

Milwaukee teacher cuts off a 1st grader's braids out of frustration (for the Lakers?).

That's it for now. -__-

College Football 11/21

Georgia mascot Uga VII dies of heart ailment

Video: Advice for Clemson by ESPN's ACC Blogger Heather Dinich. The comments are funny.

Bethel College's trick play, if you haven't seen it yet. Seems more risky than trickery, to me.

Ole Miss fans protest the administrations surrender to the Northern aggression by extending Halloween. Head coach Houston Nutt's recruits didn't approve.

Proof that Oregon fans are the most delusional college fans out there: rushing the field as a ranked team at an away game. Ridic.

Peyton Manning is in this hilarious Auto-Tune the Ads, so I guess it counts.

Another Reason to Not Live in Louisiana

Go figure.

I'm Sold.

OMG I need one! Now I have to get a dog so I can put the Snuggie for Dogs on it!

Is the dog machine washable? I missed that part.

Dog at 1:10 is the ugliest dog ever.

Big Eggs and Another Reason to Not Live in South Carolina

I'm pretty much speechless for this video. Freaky.



The guy who shout it out was a representative from Charleston, SC.

Politifact says Obama didn't lie. Sucks to be loud and wrong (and from South Carolina, lolz).

Wish I Stayed in Larry's Longer to See This Live

Blount ftw?!
Red Bull gives you more than wings.

Oddly enough, I can tell that he is from Florida by his fighting stance. I'd recognize that technique anywhere.

If I Were to Ever Register on Twitter dot Com

I would follow:

1. Chick-Fil-A, because it's amazing. I could do some waffle fries anytime of day. When that first Chick-Fil-A opens in the Miami area, just know that I'd be the first one to know about it (and be there) thanks to twitter.

2. I'm jealous of him, but John Mayer's is a funny guy.

3. The SEC. Go college football? No, no. I have to get my updates on ponzi schemes and Municipal Securities Disclosures.

4. "I often wish everyone else in the world would disappear. Not die, just disappear. Then I remember--there'd be no tailors to fix my slacks." - Andy Rooney

No further explanation necessary.

Why is There Nothing but Comic-Con Stuff on YouTube?

Florida Gov. Charlie Crist says a mistake by his staff is to blame for a letter that went out with his signature, praising an anti-Semitic movie.

A dare between friends or reincarnation of Miss South Carolina?

Where does my support lie!?

Gah...

I even commented on it on YouTube:

Meh:

"Nah. This is offensive because it's exemplifying stereotypes. No other race would be able to make this video and most people accept it as a joke. Blacks have been marginalized to these same stereotypes throughout history. Now we can excel past them, and some of us choose to validate their incompetence? It's embarrassing.

Plus it's not even funny."

Funny comment:

"funny how people say black people likes chicken and we get offended, but its the truth.we like chicken,watermelon,kool-aid,an d i dont konw about grape soda.Anyone from anything in history to get offended over someone telling them the like chicken is soft.Just like Mexicans get offended when you call them Mexican."

Another:

"I don't understand why people are making a big deal out of this if I being white made a white olympics video of bad dancing or how far I can't jump everybody would laugh everybody with half a brain knows this is a sterotype if you can't make fun of your own race who can you make fun of."

And more like the last one comparing this to a hypothetical video about the White Olympics. The difference is those white stereotypes never helped to oppress a race for a century.

I'm Pretty Sure This Doesn't Count as Talent, India

But it is definitely really cool.

If you want talent, just watch Sharukh Khan host Kya Aap Paanchvi Pass Se Tez Hain?

Must Be Your Lucky Night

Two posts within a few minutes of each other.

Does this count as proof of devolution?

Is That What it's Called?

A Once Over? Doesn't sound cool enough. "Double take" works for me. Or "Checking out." Like a rental.

I thought it was funny. Not the actual story. But that they covered it on Good Morning America. Barack Obama might actually be an average man.

Whereas Sarkozy? He's just...you know. Near sighted.

-__-

Among the Problems of Urban Sprawl, Water Shortage,...

...and lame rappers saturating the area, the real question one should ask is,
"Is Atlanta Safe?"

Mr. Wooten doesn't state any statistics for the Atlanta area, but does claim of a recent rise in crime. The user comments are critical of the police, the politicians, and the people.

comment entry quotables:

"Atlantic Station is ghetto as can be too."

ATL is the “black Meccah,” the “hip-hop capital of the world.”

What do you expect?

In other words, I’m supposed to play dumb any time situations that involve racism occur and believe that it is all coincidental. As an African-American male, all of us are not stupid, ignorant and thugs. The media just likes to portray us that way. "

" Face it, you have a computer and can spell. Obviously your not the type of YBM im talking about. Unfortunately, alot more want to be like 50 cent than wanna be like Obama."

Is Atlanta safe?

[ EXPLETIVE ] NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

If you have experienced Atlanta, what do you think of this entry?

BTW: Do We Really Have Our Own Acronym? YBMs (Young Black Males)? Sweet.

Funniest 4 Minutes and 52 seconds I've Experienced...

...In a long while.

Highlights From Anti-David Letterman "Protest"

Guy in the red shirt is odd.

Where Are They Now?

After selling 80 million world wide, 2 AMA awards, elaborate worldwide concerts, what's the next stop for New Kids on the Block's reunion tour?
Waffle House .

I'm jealous. You see the cuties that be in there!?

Thou Shalt Not Make Any Graven Image?

Especially if it's ugly?

SILLY YOUTUBE

Bret Michael's fmylife.com entry.

1. He's at the Tony Awards, which I'm sure is hindering his career as a reality TV whore.
2. He got laid out.
3. He just performed with this "Poison" band, which is slowing down his attempt to break Wilt's record.
4. He got laid out, on TV.
5. He got laid out, on TV, and now it's on YouTube.

Poor Rev. Wright

Again, he's caught on the wrong side of things. Berating jews one day before a Holocaust museum is terrorized? Unfortunate for his reputation.

Asking God to damn America? Who hasn't? But with cameras around and the clip making it's way to YouTube? He just has the worst luck.

Poor chap.

BTW, I wish I had my own TV show, so I wouldn't have to apologize for things I say, just make more jokes about the situation.

Or maybe just a radio host so I can be a jerk on TV.

Politics is lame. I need to find some silly stuff on YouTube.

Back to Reality

1. Swine flu is fa realz! 547 in Arizona? Crazy. 2 just died in NYC. And worst of all, the NY Mets might be infected!

2. Sotomayor's comments don't strike me as particularly inflammatory either, Newt. But then again, I'm a racist as well.

3. My house doesn't have any cereal or fresh milk?!

Take me back to Cape Town. I didn't finish partying at Marvel.

I Hope You're Lying

Magritte's mine.
This is not shap-shap.

I've never even seen his stuff anywhere. But that's probably because I don't go anywhere trendy.

-__-

Thanks Joey, There Really Is No Selfless Deed

So we visited the US embassy in Pretoria a few days ago. Some in our group were stunned and appalled to find out that, as the guy who worked there explained, "some countries are more important than others." Like wtF? Who let that happen? So the USA would make deals and transactions that wouldn't have some positive return in the long run?

So it seems as if I'm missing some srs basketball action. Cricket too. Oh Shucks...

I Would Really Enjoy a Massage Right Now

My duffel bag has a rip in it. And one of the wheels has fallen off. So I lifted it around this afternoon. Now I have a pinch in my upper back. Kind of annoying. I guess that's what happens when you eat lots of sausage in South Africa and don't work it off.

My Gator hat is def. too large for my head now, (Thx.)

[reading Google News]
Dolphins got Jason Taylor back?! Goodness
Michelle Obama spoke at UC-Merced? People told me that they misspelled "Spring" in their invitation to her. She must have done the commencement out of pity.

So we moved rooms and now our TV doesn't have the satellite reciever, and it has 4 channels, none of which I can watch cricket on. Very disappointing.

And I still want some coffee.

Why Can't I Get On YouTube In This Internet Cafe?

And why isn't there any coffee? What kind of cafe is this?

So I try and load youtube, and it tries to shut Firefox down! This happens on the firefox on the computer and the portable version on my USB. Weird.

Living without internets has been difficult. No lie. I never though I'd be the one to complain about the lack of i-nets, but I am. A brother like me has business to handle, you know?

I've got nothing better to say.

It's Deeper Than Snacks...

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124109503773572959.html
Kellogg Profit Edges Higher, With Help From Cereal Sales
"Kellogg Co.'s quarterly earnings breezed past expectations as cost-savings counterbalanced a 2.7% drop in revenue."

Glad to see my Frosted Flakes addiction is paying off for someone. I wonder if I can get an endorsement. I eat enough Frosted Flakes to make Tony celoso (jealous). I should be the new mascot.

WTF is a tiger the mascot anyway? Blue + Orange box = Gators.

Hey Scotty,
I like the things you do.
Hey Scotty,
If I could I would be you.

You're the one and only gator
with the one and only taste (no homo).
You know how to take a breakfast and make it...
Grrreat!

It could happen. -__-

Inflammable = flammable

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonderlic

It's not as dirty as you think...

Not to out any particular star athlete from the University of Florida, drafted by the Minnesota Vikings in the first round of the NFL draft, but a certain star athlete from the University of Florida, drafted by the Minnesota Vikings in the first round of the NFL Draft beat the literacy mark, scoring a 12.

I took it. I scored a 42.5 on a practice test. I was really hoping to get a perfect score. Too bad I messed up anything that wasn't math (ergo, the title of this entry). >__>

FOXNews really disappointed me

They told me that Jamie Foxx really said some mean and harsh things to Miley Cyrus that hurt her feelings. I was ready to be in outrage and protest the double standard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH0Zjw48AZ8

Turns out they just like to promote hype and stir up tension. Comparing this to Don Imus isn't justified. What he said was hardly news worthy. Only if taken out of context, it might be offensive.

G'luck fitting into mainstream 'Merica, Jamie!

ILUVTOFU

Who wouldn't?

http://coloradoindependent.com/26088/colorado-dmv-nixes-tofu-vanity-plate-citing-obscenity-concern

I've seen more obscene things on license plates that got through the DMV offices. Like "OHIO" and "Georgia".
Disgust.

[OK this might not be very interesting, but I'm rusty after my long break. Gosh.]

Caution: This Post Might Contain Some Sentiment or Introspective Reasoning x__x

I met Miss Mary today at the world renowned barber shop, Fades & Fros. She was a sweet old lady who told me about her life while I sat there and nodded my head with an intermittent "Really?" to let her know I was interested.

Her stories spanned 82 years of life which started in Bainbridge, GA, but existed mostly in Tallahassee, FL, had a stint in Philadelphia, PA, and is concluding in Gainesville, FL.

Initially, she just told me about the snakes in her senior community and how much they bothered her. We ended up discussing how people you've known all their lives can change into people that won't eat your macaroni & cheese anymore. Go figure.

Along with carrying a gun everywhere you go, she gave me her insight on how to exist with people, like avoiding confrontations.

Anyway, the point of this story is that I got a fresh cut and I look fly as hell. Holla atcha boi!

Hammer Don't Quit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwPCjZj7d8

And apparently, Lil Jon can't make a hit to save his career...or revive an old one.

I've got a lot of music to get up on...smh.

Warning: Only individuals with morbid sense of humor/life would find this even mildly humorous, and

...at best, entertaining.

fmylife.com

FTW?! (NOT "for the win", kthx)

This is almost motivational. Too bad most of the situations are made up. Not that I want these things to happen IRL but IRL this like these do happen. To me. And only me x__x.

Thx, <(bb)3.

Stickin' on Beans?

Now I'm on fire.

So check out this kid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs

Go Gators!

PS: Why would anyone compare me to Ne-Yo?

Made in China

Who knew most Asians had different eyelids from everyone else?



And apparently it's popular to have it changed with cosmetic surgery?

http://beta.nfb.ca/curated-selection/canadas-diverse-cultures/viewing/western-eyes/

There's even a wiki page on it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_blepharoplasty

Is this a bit disturbing, or me just being uptight?
One more question mark for good measure?

Besides Kyya being a creeper and stalking people's weddings...

...this is one of the more funny things I've seen in the recent hours of my life (not including your face).

http://www.maniacworld.com/Orlando-Magic-Mascot-Scare.html

This is the same mascot that likes to climb on the railings of the 2nd tier of the arena and do death-defying cheering stunts.

Is it spring break yet? O__O

The number for the day is ... 138

That's how many weeks it's been since I've last posted on this page. I know it's been a short hiatus but I've decided to return prematurely.
Enough with the pleasantries, one time for
1. them Gators
2. My homie Kyya
3. Sylvio for motivating me to do this
4. Publix for making a knock off of Frosted Flakes that I'm addicted to.

Peace.