Thanks for The 72-Hour Marathon, MTV

Now I know what all the fuss is about over Jersey Shore.

Hit The Hole, Now Hit That Hole.

My new jam...



Lovin' it.

In other sports news:

Charles Barkley shows off another one of his many talents.

Shaq shows his affection for Daniel Baldwin.

Sweet cupcakes. Not literally. Check out the awesome designs on these things though. If I had an fraction of the creativity it took to make these, I might be a successful street drummer somewhere.

My bacon fantasy justified.

There Must Be Drought On YouTube

I've been listening to Handel and watching Glee.

I do half of these moves and I get laughed at.

Most excitement since the Greatrest Show on Turf.

86 Year old politician involved in a sex scandal.

Mariah Carey as excited as I'd be to get an award from such a prestigious organization.

And it has got over 1 million views, so why not?