It's Deeper Than Snacks...

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124109503773572959.html
Kellogg Profit Edges Higher, With Help From Cereal Sales
"Kellogg Co.'s quarterly earnings breezed past expectations as cost-savings counterbalanced a 2.7% drop in revenue."

Glad to see my Frosted Flakes addiction is paying off for someone. I wonder if I can get an endorsement. I eat enough Frosted Flakes to make Tony celoso (jealous). I should be the new mascot.

WTF is a tiger the mascot anyway? Blue + Orange box = Gators.

Hey Scotty,
I like the things you do.
Hey Scotty,
If I could I would be you.

You're the one and only gator
with the one and only taste (no homo).
You know how to take a breakfast and make it...
Grrreat!

It could happen. -__-

Inflammable = flammable

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonderlic

It's not as dirty as you think...

Not to out any particular star athlete from the University of Florida, drafted by the Minnesota Vikings in the first round of the NFL draft, but a certain star athlete from the University of Florida, drafted by the Minnesota Vikings in the first round of the NFL Draft beat the literacy mark, scoring a 12.

I took it. I scored a 42.5 on a practice test. I was really hoping to get a perfect score. Too bad I messed up anything that wasn't math (ergo, the title of this entry). >__>

FOXNews really disappointed me

They told me that Jamie Foxx really said some mean and harsh things to Miley Cyrus that hurt her feelings. I was ready to be in outrage and protest the double standard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH0Zjw48AZ8

Turns out they just like to promote hype and stir up tension. Comparing this to Don Imus isn't justified. What he said was hardly news worthy. Only if taken out of context, it might be offensive.

G'luck fitting into mainstream 'Merica, Jamie!

ILUVTOFU

Who wouldn't?

http://coloradoindependent.com/26088/colorado-dmv-nixes-tofu-vanity-plate-citing-obscenity-concern

I've seen more obscene things on license plates that got through the DMV offices. Like "OHIO" and "Georgia".
Disgust.

[OK this might not be very interesting, but I'm rusty after my long break. Gosh.]

Caution: This Post Might Contain Some Sentiment or Introspective Reasoning x__x

I met Miss Mary today at the world renowned barber shop, Fades & Fros. She was a sweet old lady who told me about her life while I sat there and nodded my head with an intermittent "Really?" to let her know I was interested.

Her stories spanned 82 years of life which started in Bainbridge, GA, but existed mostly in Tallahassee, FL, had a stint in Philadelphia, PA, and is concluding in Gainesville, FL.

Initially, she just told me about the snakes in her senior community and how much they bothered her. We ended up discussing how people you've known all their lives can change into people that won't eat your macaroni & cheese anymore. Go figure.

Along with carrying a gun everywhere you go, she gave me her insight on how to exist with people, like avoiding confrontations.

Anyway, the point of this story is that I got a fresh cut and I look fly as hell. Holla atcha boi!

Hammer Don't Quit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwPCjZj7d8

And apparently, Lil Jon can't make a hit to save his career...or revive an old one.

I've got a lot of music to get up on...smh.

Warning: Only individuals with morbid sense of humor/life would find this even mildly humorous, and

...at best, entertaining.

fmylife.com

FTW?! (NOT "for the win", kthx)

This is almost motivational. Too bad most of the situations are made up. Not that I want these things to happen IRL but IRL this like these do happen. To me. And only me x__x.

Thx, <(bb)3.